Letters from a PorcupineTuesday, April 19, 2005Wednesday, April 6, 2005Saturday, March 26, 20052:26AM - Terri Schiavo's March Madness TourneyAlright, everyone puts in $10 and pick their desired date of her death. It's winner takes all and please specify a time of death for a tie-breaker. Good luck!! Tuesday, March 1, 2005Sunday, February 13, 2005Friday, December 17, 20043:55AM - RUBBERNECK!New Rubberneck for you all! It's so good that someone threw one back at me! Monday, November 8, 20046:34PM
Monday, November 1, 20041:52AM - A PetitionIf I can get 5,000 people to sign their name in the comments section, then we can all finally get K-PAX on Criterion Collection! Wednesday, October 6, 20042:22AM - The Day "Comedy" DiedWell, the original King of "Comedy" Rodney Dangerfield finally passed away. It appears the possibility of a sequel to Ladybugs is becoming slimmer each day. Say "Hi" to Jonathan for me big guy. Thursday, September 30, 20046:10PMI think it's been awhile since I've posted but I still don't have anything too exciting to share. This post's purpose is to inform all that I am still alive. I ate Chinese food today. I've probably eaten other kinds of food since my last post. Current mood:  nostalgicCurrent music: The Black Keys - Have Love Will Travel Wednesday, May 5, 20041:17AM - Randomness"Have you seen my cock ring?" Monday, May 3, 20041:48AM - Fhort SictionCarl figured it was finally time to go to the barbershop. He took the next bus straight to the Hair Affair and walked in. He was welcomed and asked to sit down on the large barbershop chair. 1:44AM - Silly rabbit, trix are for kids.You're the Bride! Strong and determined, you can do anything once you set your mind to it. You long for vengeance and for a happy ending, and will do anything to achieve them.</font> Kill Bill: Which Deadly Viper Assassin Are You? (Vol. II spoilers... results with pics) Thursday, April 15, 20047:00PM - A Sad DayIt was three years ago today that my uncle killed himself by jumping off the Toys 'R Us. Tuesday, April 13, 2004Monday, April 5, 20049:26PM - A Love Seat With No Lovin'Highlight of my day - Listening to Hey Ya! blare over the speakers at the Danville Big R Superstore with my Grandma shopping for mulch and fertilizer. I made the drive there today to help her with all her landscaping duties and I mowed the lawn, trimmed the hedges, spread mulch, fertilized the grass, and even picked up sticks. She did however bring me a Pepsi while I was mowing, and had I been on a commercial set I would've drank it shirtless and poured it into my mouth from two feet above me while the sun beat down on my face. It's nice to do yard work when you live in a lifeless apartment and have a sissy little zen garden. Tuesday, March 30, 20041:05AM - Don't rub your feces on the lamp shade...Here's a quick recap on random happenings in my life... Sunday, March 28, 20044:22PM - What's for dessert that be's my question.I haven't posted in awhile and I figured after not going to bed til 7 AM the previous morning, now would be a good time to post. Last night/morning was a great time to say the least. Nothing beats laying on the floor in an empty house with a lone boombox playing Velvet Underground with a drink in my hand. I felt like I had accidentally dropped acid and not known it. Maybe it was that guy who put aspirin in my soda. Whatever it was I definately remember doing the "steamroller" and possibly getting laid although I'm not quite sure. As if that wasn't enough something (the aspirin) compelled me to give people the "airplane" with my legs. It was a dream come true to party with the Rizzo into the wee hours of the morning mixing Rage songs with Willy Wonka quotes. My neck also hurts from trying to recreate the Wonka sommersault and landing on my head. All in all it was a great time and I've decided I want to buy my own empty house. Thursday, March 11, 20049:18PM - Guns Before ButterHi I'm Andrew. Here's a recap for the last week or so. First I want to give mad props to Jenna and Ted for a lovely birfday. I'd like to thank cheap vodka for the terrific following morning. I've recently acquired a sore throat and it's hard for me to talk or sing along to Lil' John songs. He's the next great American poet and soon we'll be asking "Jim Morrison who?" 9:14PM - A Poem for Mike TeeveeThis will be the second post in a row containing my (bad) poetry. I like to pretend it's good and people care to read it. Navigate: (Previous 20 entries) |
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